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Anyone who wanted to follow me should check their new followers (I refollowed pretty much everyone I was following before, I think)..

someone mentioned tumblr wasn’t notifying people of new followers anymore. So if there’s a new tumblr following you and the layout is the same as this one, it’s me :)

I’ll add people from there but I’m not putting the new name up on here because I’m afraid there’s someone trying to find my tumblr through google and someone I know in real life on tumblr used my full name and now will not remove the post, so it’s pretty easy to find me through google now. 

^^^
(insert woohoo gif here but fucking tumblr won’t let me)
(also, you get one thing, and they take away another. I don’t know whether to laugh or weep)

^^^

(insert woohoo gif here but fucking tumblr won’t let me)

(also, you get one thing, and they take away another. I don’t know whether to laugh or weep)

WHY WON’T TUMBLR LET ME POST GIFS STRAIGHT FROM MY COMPUTER FROM THE LITTLE UPLOAD PHOTO THINGY IN THE TOP RIGHT OF THE POST ANYMORE??? 

Was that another missing e bullshit thing that they’re getting rid of? Fucking tumblr.

I think I must just be really stressed the fuck out this week because my nose (just my nose!) is breaking out like crazy. I don’t get it. 

Maybe I’m not drinking enough water. Or something.

I JUST WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL FOR WHEN MY GUESTS ARE HERE AND WE’RE TAKING MILLIONS OF PICTURES TOGETHER. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

littleorphanammo:

When someone asks you what you think of their writing and you think it is one of the worst things you have ever read…what do you say?  What do you even do? In that position. 

I am so open to comments and suggestions. And I can’t be all ‘it blows, haha, no really’ because this person just couldn’t absorb that kind of criticism. In fact, I don’t know that this person has ever received any useful criticism at all. Which might be part of the problem. Regardless. 

(it’s really bad)

I was in this horrible situation a few weeks ago.

I’m friends with this dude and he’s mentioned before that he doesn’t read because he’s dyslexic, but he likes to write. So I was like “well okay I guess that kind of makes up for it..”. One evening, he asked if I wanted to read one of his stories. He was all “oh there may be some grammatical errors in there…” so I’m thinking he’s missing some commas and basic shit like that. 

It turns out this is basically 9 full pages of one long block of text that was like 10 run-on fragment sentences. I am a pretty fast reader, but this took me so fucking long to read, not only because it was a huge block of text, but because it was so horribly and painfully written. He didn’t even use quotes for the dialogue, just used the speakers name in <these> and then you could never tell when the speaker was done talking. It was just like where did you learn how to write so badly?

It was like he hadn’t gone through middle school, it was that bad. I honestly had no idea what to say. Obviously he wasn’t asking for my criticism, but he actually thought his story was good and was willing to share it. My only comment was “The idea of the story was good” and that was literally all I could say without being even more embarrassed for him. He even has it posted online.

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Ahh April Ludgate on a riding mower in Nordstrom is my patronus.

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There was mud and I slipped in it. In my wild, and successful, attempts to not fall down, I somehow dragged my foot across the pavement. It took a chunk out of my toe haha

I’m trying to picture this happening without laughing. Sorry, I have failed.

nom-chompsky:

beezypond:

omg she was probably like, hey you’re gonna hire me

i start on monday

see you then bye

i’m like 90% sure that harvey and donna have been bffs since grade school at least. maybe she is his best pal’s big sis or something. idk. i assume they’ve been together since birth.

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yeah, except for destroying my toe while trying to walk. I am awful at life sometimes

how did you manage to do that?? Did you trip? stub your toe? I mean “just while walking” doesn’t seem to be an adequate explanation, unless you really do suck that much (which I doubt!! because your gifs that work are awesome which means you=awesome)

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